The Bargeron School of Parking

Classes & Certifications

Core Courses

  • Intro to Aggressive Parallel Parking
  • Parking Lot Feng Shui
  • Advanced Crooked Parking (2 Lines Minimum)
  • The Art of “I’ll Just Be a Minute” Parking

Masterclasses

  • Double Parking Without Shame
  • Parking in Front of Cones: A Case Study
  • Using Hazard Lights as Legal Immunity
  • Creative Interpretation of “No Parking” Signs

Kids Program

  • Tiny Tires: Chaos Begins Early
  • Coloring Outside the Lines (Literally)
  • My First Parking Violation

Certification Programs

  • Certified Parking Specialist (CPS)
  • Master of Urban Stopping (MUS)
  • Doctorate in Spatial Confidence (PhD… kinda)
  • Honorary Degree in Curbside Dominance